He broke my heart. You merely broke my life.– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
You know that Shakespearean admonition, “To thine own self be true”?...– The Last Days of Disco
I grew up hard and am still hard and I don’t care. I did not choose this face or...– Margaret Cho
Anonymous asked: in case you've forgotten, you're gorgeous!
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...– Thomas Edison